From the Mouth of [a] Gouyen
It was a cool, overcast day when I came across a wise women on my path to fashionable enlightenment. Her face was soft but her look was stern. She had thick, dark amber colored hair that gently touched her face; as if to remind itself that it was connected to something so beautiful. I noticed she was traveling in the opposite direction as me. With slight apprehension, I decided to stop her and ask her why she was headed ‘fashion-backward.’ She tossed her hair from her face and spoke in a very soft tone as if I didn’t just ask her such an invasive question. She told me that she had learned enough and was on her way to bring fashion knowledge back to her people. She then looked up, as if to see my next thought, and said that she would tell me five things that a wise woman should have in the Fall…
[bad ass] Skirt.
and Tall gloves.
…After we each walked but a few steps in our separate ways, this Gouyen-like woman turned around and said to me (with what seemed to be the first sign 0f a smile since we began our encounter) “there is nothing a woman cannot get with a smile and a gun.”